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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

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No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Just Forget it!

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